Iddyott

So there's this noob warrior on my server on Horde side. He's a Tauren Warrior named Iddyott. He's from Australia and owns an internet cafe. Iddyott had a reputation for getting other people to grind out his Battlegrounds rep to High Warlord. Which means he's an unskilled nubcake with really powerful armor and weapons.

Iddyott is a terrible warrior. He sucks. He sucks ass. I've fought him before on my own grind to Commander rank. What a noob.

But since he's so bad, he's famous.

So last night I was chilling in Silithus when I happen to catch the very familiar and promient Warlord shoulders. "ZOMG, it's Iddyott, rofl," I thought to myself. He had some 55 Priest with him, probably his own personal healer or something.

I never miss an opportunity to kick Iddyott's ass, so that is precisely what I went to do.

I approached pretty close and I saw him notice me since he went into berserker rage. I quickly planted a freezing trap at my feet and sent my level 58 Winterspring Owl at the Priest. Moron charges right into my trap and becomes a noobcicle. He can do nothing more than watch as I fucking dominate the Priest.

When he pops out of my trap his healer is dead so I proceed to fuck him up. He warstomps, he pops a healing potion (lol) but it doesn't matter because I own him.

So he's sitting there, a steaming pile of Tauren carcass and he isn't releasing. Probably infuriated that some Hunter took him out in his full High Warlord armor and sword. Not only that, but played him like a goddamn fool by killing his Priest while he sat in a freezing trap.

So yeah. I own.