2.02.2006

Artorius: Improvements

This post is meant only so I can jot my thoughts down about my failed encounters with Artorius the Doombringer in Winterspring. Read only if you're terribly bored.

First and foremost: Relax. Have fun. This is supposed to be a fun quest line. I'll get it down. It's just a matter of time.

The problem I find with Artorius is that during the kite up the long slope to the road, my standard jump-shots do not continue a fluid forward motion. Instead, when I jump and turn backwards for the shot, at the same time the rising terrain is decreasing the height I have to turn back around to zero. So I effectively wind up jumping, shooting, and instead of facing forward to continue the run, I find myself facing the demon and having to turn around to keep running. This causes a stop in forward motion and allows Artorius to enter range where he can transform me into a demon and kill me.

My standard jump shots up sloping terrain ARE NOT WORKING.

So what I need is a solution that 1) allows me to keep my forward motion as continuous as possible, and 2) shoot Artorius with arcane and serpent stings.

The answer is the 90 degree straffe in the opposite direction from the demon. One can straffe sideways at the same velocity as one's forward run. Facing sideways also allows one to fire instant shots backwards.

What I need to do is once I start going up the incline to the road, change my forward run into a side-straffe up the entire length of the hill. (*It may be wise to put the camera follow orientation to "Smart" so that if I have to make course corrections, I can release the position I was pointing the camera so that it will bind to my current orientation and then make the corrections.)

I also need to bind keys 3 and 4 on my secondary toolbar to arcane and serpent sting. My straffing key will be Q which leaves two fingers free for the shots that I will need. (**Note: Switch to the secondary toolbar for the uphill kite since the downhill/flat kites you can do normally and will use the regular 9 and 0 key bindings for the shots on the primary toolbar. Once you're on the road, switch back to primary toolbar bindings and finish him off. Use the 3 and 4 secondary toolbar bindings at all times. When I go out of range I wind up waiting for him and having to drag my mouse to the toolbar to shoot arcane and/or serpent. This takes far too long. Having the keys perpetually bound to 3 and 4 will allow me to reduce the time that I fire and continue running. PRACTICE YOUR STANDARD JUMP-SHOT USING THE MODIFIED 3 AND 4 KEY BINDINGS ON THE SECONDARY TOOLBAR.)

Added: Bind concussive shot to key 5 just in case you need it.

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Update: Artorius down! Owned him up during my lunch break. Three down. One to go. My fingers itch for you, Rhok'delar!

5 Comments:

  • At 11:01 AM, Blogger Phelps said…

    I need to rant. The warrior of our proto-clan, a buddy IRL, needs to learn2play. He's the worst fucking tank in teh universe. He needed a priest for that stromgard ogre tower open the chests quest. I know that when YOU are doing a quest against 40 elites, a 33 priest is what YOU think of.

    Anyway, it would be fine if he KNEW HOW TO FUCKING HOLD AGGRO. I couldn't even heal without pulling aggro off of him, because he won't tab through the mobs. He seems to think that as long as he tags them all once, he can then proceed to wail on them one at a time. BZZZZZZ. I can't explain it to him. Screaming at him on Vent doesn't seem to work. Getting squished over and over doesn't seem to work. It is like spanking a puppy. He knows he is being bad, but he doesn't understand how.

    So we wipe so many times my chest and boots turn red. I tell him, "I need to rez at the spirit healer and go repair. This is a wash." Whhhaaaah, we're almost done. "I'M A FUCKING BOAT ANCHOR. One more fall and I'm going to be totally red." Whhhahhhh, we need a healer, please come back. Please forget that you fell one time because I was too fucking lazy to run back to my corpse on a wipe and expected you to come back and solo the 40+ that was left and rez me.

    So we actually manage to finish and get out of the tower. What does he do on teh way out? HE THREADS THE NEEDLE AND RUNS OUT OF THE AREA. Hello, McFly, you drug two mid thirties behind you, you're mid 40s. We have an aggro radius about 300 meters wider than YOURS. AND YOU ARE THE MT.

    He can't tank. I don't even think he can learn2play. He doesn't have any alts. It's all shitty warrior, all the time, four hours a day. It would be SO educational for him to play a mage and wear cloth a while. We have another warior we picked up who has already caught up to him in levels. I think I am going to find the guy a sword and board to replace his two-hander and teach him to tank. I would have already done it if the guy had a mic for Vent. Fuck, I'm ready to BUY A HEADSET AND SNAILMAIL it to him to get a decent tank. FUCK.

    I'm starting to think that the other warrior is a chick IRL and is afraid to get on vent, which pisses me off even more, and not at him/her, at the sort of assholes that caused that condition. (Plus, the person on the other side of the toon is really small-talk chatty and sort of chickish, which made me wonder in the first place.)

    I usually rant to the guy here at work, but he has been out of the office a while. Maybe you should make this a group blog. Maybe I should make a group blog on my site and have you move your shit to it.

     
  • At 11:03 AM, Blogger Phelps said…

    Oh, and when we all wiped (except him) on the way out the last time, I wasn't ALL red. My belt was still yellow.

    And it still only cost me 45s to repair. SUCK IT, 60 EPIC BOY!!! It sucks to be high level!

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Blogger R said…

    ROFL. WoW rants are the very best. Sucks about your tank being nubsauce. 33 priest in a 40 elite zone isn't the brightest idea.

    When I did that quest I did it solo and I feigned death when I could. After I'd open one chest I'd either feign or get killed. Then the corpse runs. It was a long, long procedure. After I got done I didn't try to go back through the respawned mobs. I just hearthed. ;p

    I can make this a group blog if you want. I'll try to get you on as a member.

    (Oh, yeah, 45 silver for a full red repair.. /jealous. My highest repair bill thus far has been 5 gold and my gear's only been at 50%...not even yellow. That sucks.)

     
  • At 8:04 AM, Blogger Phelps said…

    It was a world shattering event when I explained to him how the tab key worked last night. FUCK. Plus, my alchemist was willing to make him 20 greater heal pots if he would buy a stack of Kingsblood for 2g. "Wha, I'm saving for a mount." Yeah, so you can get out and get killed faster. Real bright.

     
  • At 8:05 AM, Blogger Phelps said…

    I just did the math and realized I was giving him greater heal pots for 10s a pot. Less, actually, because I pointed out a buyout that was only 1g85s. I just spun myself into a new level of pissed off. And he didn't know if he wanted to spend the coin.

     

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