2.06.2006

An Unjust World

This is Phelps. That makes this a group blog! Azeroth is an unjust world. You know why? Because in a just world, I would be allowed to attack people in my own faction and indeed my own guild, such as:

  • Ninja looters. There are a remarkable number of ninja paladins. I really don't get it. Aren't paladins supposed to be good? How about you at least help me fight the damned mobs if you plan to steal the tin vein I'm obviously heading for?

  • The Leeroy Jenkinses of the world. Jeez. And you find them in your own guild. They tend to be paladins. And they have remarkable timing. This weekend, Leeroy decided to strike while the tank was lagged out trying to loot. Time to go draw five elementals onto the group! Gotta hurry before the tank recovers! We were hoping that Leeroy would die out there -- that would be the best result. You know better than that, though. Leeroy has mad group-wiping skillz.

  • Paladins in general. I mean, what. the. hell. I'm misreading something. There is something in the descriptions on the WoW site that appeals to the stupidest among us in its description of paladins. Paladins aren't even that good. Blizzard broke the "I Win" button. Now you are a shitty healer and a shitty warrior. Stop trying to do either. Stop wasting my mana by trying to heal. You suck at it. You're the buff boy. You picked the class. Deal with it.


I'm sure there are others. Who else should just up and die?

2 Comments:

  • At 1:40 PM, Blogger R said…

    Undead Priests. I know they're not of my faction, but I take a sadistic pleasure in murdering - fucking MURDERING - them when I encounter them in battlegrounds.

    They'll be trailing their Warrior like the little bitches they are waving their bony arms spamming heals on them and I'll open up with an aimed shot to their face. Then multi-shot and I bust rapid fire open on their asses.

    That's right, bitch! Heal yourself now! Heal yourself or die! Pop your fucking bubble and run! Get the fuck out of here! Let your Warrior die!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Oh, yes.

    (Don't you play a priest, Phelps?)

     
  • At 9:08 AM, Blogger Phelps said…

    Yeah, but I play a dwarven priest, the height of coolness. Shadow speced, too.

    And a rogue who loves to pwn hunters. Especially bovine ones.

     

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